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Charlie Montrose

Charlie is an Accountant. He is married. He has three kids. He's funny most of the time. He looks like Charlie Brown and sings like a greyhound howling at the moon.
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» Funny: Swift Boat vs. Ducky: The Forgotten Battle
By Charlie Montrose | Published 03/21/2006 | Humor from the Hive , Political | Unrated
As I recall, my particular toy had a wind-up propeller and a very bad captain who perpetually steered the
boat in a circle until the toy ran out of steam or capsized. As such, I
didn't use the automatic pilot -- for the sake of the crew.
» Funny: Lessons Learned From the Dairy
By Charlie Montrose | Published 06/21/2006 | Humor from the Hive | Unrated
Some people prefer Soy Milk to regular milk. Likewise, some people like riding their bikes to work. My guess is if you accidently run over the guy on the bike, the demand for soy beans suddenly plunges.
» AARP: St. George Top Five Retirement Dream Town
By Charlie Montrose | Published 07/20/2006 | Reviews and Events , Health , Community , ALL NEWS HEADLINES | Unrated
According to the July/August 2006 issue of AARP Magazine, St. George, Utah is one of five retiree "Dream Towns" in the United States. Author Sarah Mahoney did a review of all of the towns available to retirees and settled on Charleston, South Carolina; Rehoboth Beach, Deleware; Memphis, Tennesse; Las Cruces, New Mexico; and St. George, Utah.


» Funny: Charlie Montrose Builds a New Room
By Charlie Montrose | Published 09/12/2006 | Top Stories , Humor from the Hive | Unrated
After I entered the store, my demeanor changed. I was in plywood paradise. I was Dorothy in the land of Oz. The store shelves skied above me filled with contractor candy. There were bolts, and nails, and boards, and power tools. I knew that I had died and gone to heaven.
» Mormons and Western Evangelicals Propel Mitt Romney to Nevada Win
By Charlie Montrose | Published 01/19/2008 | Political | Unrated
MITT WINS NEVADA!
Over a year ago, the Beehive Standard Weekly predicted that Mitt Romney's Mormon faith would not be a liability for him in the long run. Saturday's convincing win in Nevada, and the reality that none of the other candidates have yet campaigned in any western state with early primaries makes our early prediction even more convincing. The lesson learned is that Mitt's losses in the Southeast will be offset with wins in the west.

Having first won Wyoming, and now with a solid Nevada win, Romney is showing the national audience that despite losing in states where far right-wing evangelicals may hold a solid voting block, he more than makes up for lost ground by winning western states that have large Mormon blocks and moderate evangelicals who have little fear of politicians with Mormon beliefs.
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